I gots teh crazy eyes

I am a firm believer in the theory that you can usually judge a book by its cover. Now I did just say usually because there are always exceptions to the rules and this week I do believe I am one of them. There are many people we come across who are inside, exactly what they appear to be on the outside. I met a girl once who looked exactly like a troll...and what do you know? She was a very troll like creature, just like we all know the big lovable teddy bear guy who may be huge but is a total softy. Well anyway, the topic of "crazy eyes" keeps coming up lately. I'm not sure how to explain them, it's the people you meet and weather it be there eyes completely bugging out of their heads or you can just tell there's a psychopath behind them waiting to leap out and stab you in the head. It is possible for "crazy eyes" to come and go. I know a girl who when I first met her had them and as she got older she got less crazy, there for the "crazy eyes" subsided. I never thought in a million years would I be the person to have crazy eyes but for the last 2 weeks my left eye has taken on a mind of it's own. Now, I know it's not the kind of "crazy eyes" I'm talking about, it's purely the nerve over my eye telling me to piss off it's going to do what it wants and my eyelashes are going to bootie dance with each other like teenagers in heat. For the first couple of days it was kind of funny and I couldn't ever catch it twitching when I tried to look in the mirror. I finally had the opportunity to see it but the second I got within viewing distance of the mirror it went away. I was like a Sesame Street character leaning in and away, in and away...near...far...near...far. When I stepped back it would twitch, when I got close it would go away. I giggled. "Whatever", I thought "No big deal, it doesn't hurt it's just annoying I can handle this." well that was until I was in the middle of a job interview with a place I really would like to work at and while being stared directly in the eyes by my possible new boss it starts twitching. "Damn you crazy eyes! Damn you all to hell!!!! Not only has my concentration disappeared but you're making me look like a psycho." ok interview over, it went well but they can't hire me until September...ummmm ok that won't work. Then today I'm trying to convince my apartment complex not to charge me an extra $150 because I couldn't find the drop box they so delightfully hid behind some foliage when "crazy eyes"took over again. I could just see the girls thoughts like a neon sign, "This chicks strait up crazy! Not only is she an idiot for not finding the drop box but she's going to kill me so I better not charge." I'm happy I don't have to pay the charge but as I type this my "crazy eye" is having another party, at least this time it's for good reason.

I am a Slacker

It's true...I am a slacker. I have neglected my poor blog and quite frankly it sucks. There are several hobbies of mine that give me total satisfaction and great joy...ok well there's 2.

Blogging (formally known on paper as Zines) and photography.

Cartooning use to be one of them but it slowly slipped out of my grasp and rarely exists in my life (this makes me sad). It seems as I grow older and this society expects me to mature I forget my Peter-Pan like qualities. I am fighting tooth and nail not to let this blasphemous fate happen to my other joys. I have a whole list of things I want to blog about that will probably never see the light of day. I am doing my best to turn things around and entertain those who pay attention to me. I often think I come off as self absorbed but truth be known I take great pride and feel great joy when I can entertain or make others laugh, even when it's at my expense. Life could totally suck for me but if I make one person happy it cushions the suckyness.

Why can't some rich person or company just come along and hand me a ton of cash so I continue doing what I love? I know there's someone out there (wink wink nudge nudge). What happened to the days of court jesters? It doesn't seem to be the American way anymore. We work for pennies and in turn lose our free time and will power to do the things we love. I apologize for the bad post but at the moment it's all I've got.

Some days I wish I was on that island in the TV show LOST...it seems so much better than here. (plus Jack and Desmond are hot...and Hurley is the coolest ever!)

here's a random photo of the California fog...this makes me happy too

Best thing since sliced bread

I know sliced bread is pretty darn cool but I've got something that could quite possibly be one of the coolest things to hit the MINI community EVER!!! (rubs hands together maniacally and laughs MOO HAHAHAHA!)

I am here to announce the official launch of www.yellowminipages.com
It is the most complete directory to date of everything MINI.
Please take a gander at it's magnificant glory. Search it's pages, make suggestions if you don't see a link you're looking for, find cool links you never knew existed, and expand your MINI experience.
Thanks for looking..from one happy motorer to another...you guys rock...that's why we do what we do. Please pass this info on, repoast, and give comments & feedback as this is a new site and we strive to give you nothing but the best! it would be greatly appreciated.