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Chronicles of my constant mishaps and retarded nature.

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Funeral Flowers

Their are certain things you should avoid if you are a hairdresser. A major one would be eating anything that will cause you to blow a hole in the back of your pants. For some unknown reason I decided it would be a good idea to eat a bag full of fresh cherries before starting my eight hour shift. Towards the end my stomach started percolating and the clenching began. As I said goodbye to my last client, pushing them out the door in a hurry, I sighed with relief allowing hurricane force winds to escape from my buttocks. Mmmmm that was nice...*sniff sniff* GOOD GOD!!! that's an impressive scent. Right as I start to think all is well I hear a voice coming from the side of me say "I smell funeral flowers?! You smell that?" It was Pete our stereotypical resident gay hairdresser. I start to blush and giggle, barely containing my laughter I peep out "Noooooo I don't smell anything." and he responds with "You don't smell carnations?" I quickly pondered if my ass was capable of smelling like carnations and realized he wasn't talking about me at all. I started to laugh and he looked at me with the confused puppy dog face. I believe we have coined a new phrase.

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3 Comments:

At 7/6/07, 10:38 PM, Blogger Chris said...

Yeah, your farts smell like carnations....I guess you think your shit don't stink either;)

 
At 7/12/07, 8:44 AM, Anonymous Benjamin said...

Gay people are confus(ed/ing). :-) Very cute story..thanks for the laugh.

Hey, now that you're on the EC again, we'd love to have you up to Norfolk/Virginia Beach for some upcoming Mini events if you're interested! http://www.hrmini.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=1706

and

http://www.hrmini.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=1707

We usually have something going on with the group any given weekend. Hope you can visit sometime. (It's about a 5-6 hour drive from SC)

 
At 8/29/07, 4:15 AM, Blogger Michael Sink Photography said...

Ummmm...
thanks for sharing! I just busted out laughing alone in the computer room! Gonna start using your new terminology...

:-)

 

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