stoopid is

Chronicles of my constant mishaps and retarded nature.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Hair I am

Well, life has taken me full circle. I left the east coast in search of new things and new things I found. I'm a total slacker when it comes to blogging about everything these days and all the nifty things I've done in the last 4 years but we'll just say it's a lot.

He's a brief history;
I've been all over the USA traveling, writing, and taking photos. I've worked as a writer, automotive mods salesperson, t-shirt designer, payroll specialist, among numerous other things. I even quit hairdressing for two years. I've lived in Glendale, AZ, Scottsdale, AZ, Los Angeles, CA, Marina Del Rey, CA and San Diego, CA.

Now after very little persuasion I'm back in my beloved Carolinas. Oh how I missed this place. I'm not quite back where I started but I'm close. I say Carolinas because I find myself so close to the North & South Carolina border I could throw a rock into one of the states. After my two year career hiatus I'm back to hair dressing. It's amazing how many of the disturbing things I blocked out from my former profession. I always had ridiculous stories to tell people of my time served...and I do mean time served. Some days being a hair dresser is down right torturous. When I die I'll probably go to heaven because I've already served my time in Hell. I've been back in the industry less than two weeks and already I've encountered Lice, nesting spiders, cradle cap, cutting myself, confessions to murder, screaming children, unimaginable stink, and accidentally chopping off someone's skin tag (it was a BIG skin tag) all while trying to keep a strait face and making them look better (well...some of them look better).

some days I question things...but I'm still happy to be back.

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At 6/11/07, 6:55 PM, Blogger deetour said...

Yay! New blog! Glad ur doing well.

At 6/11/07, 7:44 PM, Blogger Jamerikn said...

Geez. The hazards of the job. I'm glad to see you have a new blog and you're back "home". That's why you asked me if anyone was hiring. Like I said you wouldn't want to work in my profession. It's boring. I haven't written anything lately. Just something on myspace.

Almost Random Stranger,

At 6/12/07, 2:31 PM, Blogger tina said...

nice to know you're doing good! you skipped az and jumped straight to the east! gotta catch up next time you find yourselves out here. keep blogging please. i like reading. :)

At 6/17/07, 11:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe it's not the career, but the job. Perhaps you should work in a little more of a higher class salon.
Nesting spiders?!?! I think i just puked in my mouth.


At 7/6/07, 10:42 PM, Blogger Chris said...

Carolina - California

Who gives a patootie. Just glad that you are back!

Besides, Carolina isn't so bad. My folks live in Franklin half the year and I grew up spending my summers on a NC tobacco farm. The BBQ rocks;)


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