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Chronicles of my constant mishaps and retarded nature.

Monday, February 12, 2007


While at work today I was talking with a very nice client of ours. For once it was a good conversation with someone who seems pretty darn cool (this is rare in customer service). We were talking about work related stuff when the words “Unfortunately accidents happen.” Came out of my mouth. Normally this is not something you would say to someone who is relying on you to provide a service but it was in relation to one of his employees who shall we say is less than perfect. Saying these words brought up a memory I hadn’t thought about in a while. There are certain people in this world that we hold to high standards and don’t want to think are less than perfect, like Doctors. A few years ago I was fortunate enough to witness the birth of my best friends child. Neither of us had watched such a scene take place. Here we are in a room filled with equipment, nurse and soon to follow the doctor. As the minutes came near that this little bundle of joy would enter the world the preparations began. Both my best friend and I get this confused look as the nurse tucks a plastic trash bag of sorts under the butt of my friends’ wife and was hanging off the end of the bed. I looked at the doctor and not realizing the stupidity of my question said “Is that to catch the baby?” the doctor chuckled and responded. “No it’s to catch everything else. But those little guys are slippery and unfortunately accidents happen.”

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Friday, February 02, 2007

Best thing since sliced bread

I know sliced bread is pretty darn cool but I've got something that could quite possibly be one of the coolest things to hit the MINI community EVER!!! (rubs hands together maniacally and laughs MOO HAHAHAHA!)

I am here to announce the official launch of
It is the most complete directory to date of everything MINI.
Please take a gander at it's magnificant glory. Search it's pages, make suggestions if you don't see a link you're looking for, find cool links you never knew existed, and expand your MINI experience.
Thanks for looking..from one happy motorer to guys rock...that's why we do what we do. Please pass this info on, repoast, and give comments & feedback as this is a new site and we strive to give you nothing but the best! it would be greatly appreciated.