Hmmm

There is a rock in my pocket and my left eye is still twitching...

I gots teh crazy eyes

I am a firm believer in the theory that you can usually judge a book by its cover. Now I did just say usually because there are always exceptions to the rules and this week I do believe I am one of them. There are many people we come across who are inside, exactly what they appear to be on the outside. I met a girl once who looked exactly like a troll...and what do you know? She was a very troll like creature, just like we all know the big lovable teddy bear guy who may be huge but is a total softy. Well anyway, the topic of "crazy eyes" keeps coming up lately. I'm not sure how to explain them, it's the people you meet and weather it be there eyes completely bugging out of their heads or you can just tell there's a psychopath behind them waiting to leap out and stab you in the head. It is possible for "crazy eyes" to come and go. I know a girl who when I first met her had them and as she got older she got less crazy, there for the "crazy eyes" subsided. I never thought in a million years would I be the person to have crazy eyes but for the last 2 weeks my left eye has taken on a mind of it's own. Now, I know it's not the kind of "crazy eyes" I'm talking about, it's purely the nerve over my eye telling me to piss off it's going to do what it wants and my eyelashes are going to bootie dance with each other like teenagers in heat. For the first couple of days it was kind of funny and I couldn't ever catch it twitching when I tried to look in the mirror. I finally had the opportunity to see it but the second I got within viewing distance of the mirror it went away. I was like a Sesame Street character leaning in and away, in and away...near...far...near...far. When I stepped back it would twitch, when I got close it would go away. I giggled. "Whatever", I thought "No big deal, it doesn't hurt it's just annoying I can handle this." well that was until I was in the middle of a job interview with a place I really would like to work at and while being stared directly in the eyes by my possible new boss it starts twitching. "Damn you crazy eyes! Damn you all to hell!!!! Not only has my concentration disappeared but you're making me look like a psycho." ok interview over, it went well but they can't hire me until September...ummmm ok that won't work. Then today I'm trying to convince my apartment complex not to charge me an extra $150 because I couldn't find the drop box they so delightfully hid behind some foliage when "crazy eyes"took over again. I could just see the girls thoughts like a neon sign, "This chicks strait up crazy! Not only is she an idiot for not finding the drop box but she's going to kill me so I better not charge." I'm happy I don't have to pay the charge but as I type this my "crazy eye" is having another party, at least this time it's for good reason.

will it ever end?

well...I'm in the middle of moving (sigh) again. Hopefully soon I can get back to my regular blogging routine as I miss it dearly.

On a lighter note, my evil confession of the day;
When I'm at work I like to put our clients on "HOLD" but I'm really pushing the mute button.

here's some bewbie squishing action to keep you happy and entertained!