It's my Party

and I'll cry if I want to!

Weeeeeee! I'm a whole 29

WOW

I just looked under my desk today and not only did the cleaning crew finally vacuum up that 3 month old piece of candy-corn that was tormenting my sugar craved soal. They also cleaned up the 5 month old pretzel'O' that was the candy-corns' sidekick. I am impressed.

Old Photos

Today I decided to finally get off my butt and organize my portfolio worthy photos, so I can take them in to print. This is not an easy task, as I have tons of them...literally. If .Jpg's were paper, my computer would fall through the floor. I started with my most recent photos and worked my way back. After a few hours I made it to March 2004. It's been almost 2 years. Wow! Where has the time gone? It's funny how you forget so easily sometimes, especially the things that plagued you and pushed you down. There before me was an evening I had blurred from my memory. There are so many things wrapped into that evening. The x-boyfriend who tormented my soul and made me question who I really was in this world. The smile on my face covering the emotional roller coaster he put me through. The long time friend who recently decided he would rather remain angry at himself then continue our friendship. The girl who puked chewed up cherries and Vodka all over my car. My car that I gave away to the person who is no longer my friend. The bar that filled my lungs with smoke and made me proud not to fit in with its patrons. 2 years ago seems like an eternity. So much has changed; everything inside March 2004 has changed. With a blink of an eye the last photo passed over my screen and suddenly I forgot what I was searching for. Whatever it was, it is not in this folder. Syanara old times.

Oh yeah

Once in a blue moon a decent forwarded email lands in my inbox. It's a rarety but it does happen. This morning by the grace of a forward I was reminded about one of my favorite quotes.

"Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs."

I dedicate todays Blog to Skeletor my arch nemesis in the cubicle wars. If there was a flight of stairs around here I'd be smiling right about now. And yes, it was me who ate your doughnut!

Something New

I learned something new today. If you type "_______ is known for *" with a word filled in the blank into Google.com it gives you nifty facts.
For example, did you know;

Emil is known for her accessible style

Emily is known for her lavish props

Emily is also known for her Random Shoujo

Emily is best known for her success

Emily is known for wearing a laundry

or

Sluts are known for blowing

Sluts are known for wild sex

Trophy Wives are known for CONSUMING

EAK!!!!!

There is a piece of candy corn under my desk. I wondered where that went when I dropped it back on Halloween. I bet it still tastes the same.

I want to dissapear

I want to move far far away from here and live in a hole and be happy and not ever have to deal with stupid financial aid websites for college ever again! They suck. It's like you have to already have a college education just to fill out the stupid thing. That is if you can even get to the filling out part. Anyone who has ever had to do this, I'm sure, feels my pain.

I will now go bang my head on a wall and hope the next 2 and 1/2 years will go by with lightening speed until my diploma is handed to me. I know this won't happen so I'll settle for my boyfriend giving me some sympathy. Wait....that won't happen either, he’s been to college. Damn, what’s a girl to do?