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Chronicles of my constant mishaps and retarded nature.

Monday, April 24, 2006

The Home Stretch

I just saw a little old lady who had fallen asleep while pushing a baby stroller.

Here's the kicker;

She was still walking!

3 Comments:

At 4/24/06, 8:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

she could have been taking Ambien.

 
At 4/24/06, 10:25 PM, Anonymous Joefish said...

I want to know that trick. Seems like it could be useful.

 
At 4/25/06, 9:28 AM, Blogger Stoopidgirl said...

Yeah but the baby would have to be a Ninja so if a bunch of birds tried to attack you (because we all know birds love attacking little old ladies, not that you're a little old lady) then the baby could jump out and play Ninja soccer with them. Thump---whiiiiiiizzzzz----thump----whiiiiizzz
(that's the noise of birds getting bunt kicked Ninja style through the air)

 

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