It's so silly

It's funny to me when every now and again there's someone on the internet who is so unhappy with their life they feel the need to act like a bully on the playground by putting another person down over something that was so silly and so simple. They seem to forget they get more flies with honey then vinegar. But hey, they started it by leaving a rude comment rather than just saying "hey, could you give me a review, I'd really appreciate it" and no, two wrongs don't make a right but at this point there is nothing I can say or do to make this person happy other than give in and give them what they want, which I will not do because that would be like handing that screaming child in the grocery store the piece of candy. If you throw a tantrum like a 2 year old you will not get what you want. This person has been wasting her time ripping my words to pieces and analyzing every little thing making sure to throw in as many insults as possible to gather a brethren of internet buddies to agree. I don't mind if other people agree with what she has to say, that's their right and quite frankly I agree with some of her statements. Good thing for me I know my readers have been adults about this and are either A.) Bored with my posts on the subject. B.) Just not responding to her because it's the right thing to do. or C.) Thinking let's start the bikini mud wrestling pit! I'm partial to C because apparently she can take me down in 2 seconds. I think it would be more like 3, I'm an Amazon so it might take an extra second to knock me over but I'm sure I fall hard.
The funny part about this is the sole purpose of a previous post of mine, was for her entertainment. Congratulations I gave you another day of something to blog about. Call it the devil's advocate in me, but drama can be fun. I know she enjoys it too...ooh did I just imply we have something in common other then a Vagina?! This will be my last post on the subject so as not to bore my readers to death with such immature drivel. Let the playground insults fly! If their life is that miserable and that meaningless then so be it, it just makes me that much happier I'm not a part of it. Eek! Wait a minute...I better shut my trap now or I actually am a part of it....damn. regardless, I'm truly flattered by this whole thing.

You know what? Here's a proposition and it doesn't matter to me either way because none of this bothers or effects my daily life. If she continues to rip apart my posts so be it, it gives me quite the giggle as I know mine do the same for her, I'm just done posting on the subject. Here's an idea to little miss girly girl who's so keen to write and throw insults (yes I know I'm throwing them too, what fun would it be otherwise?). Fuck the mud wrestling (sorry guys) this is the internet (yes I know internet is for porn) let's settle this little grudge match the way internet chicks do (no...Not by taking our cloths off, unless of course she wants to then I'm game), write me an article. Yup that's right, you can write me an article and pimp your blog or just write about something else. The rules (even though they're pointless because I have a feeling her response will be something along the lines of "fuck that bitch, I would never write on her blog!" or "Wow she's Stoopid!" calling me Stoopid is always a good insult, it's not like I've had that nickname for quite some time)...where was I? Oh yeah, the rules. It has to be funny...yup, that's about it. I'm a humor type of girl and would rather laugh. When I say funny, I mean funny not bitchy(she’s already stated she’s good at that). If you want to continue to rip me a new asshole then fine, just so long as it makes people giggle. That's all, it's pretty simple. You game Blair? Can you suck up your anger and settle it like an adult so we can run off into the sunset frolicking and holding hands? (ok that's a little much)

Oh, and on another note, I was infacte dropped on my head as a child. Here's a little cartoon I drew about it ages ago (man I'm getting old)