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Chronicles of my constant mishaps and retarded nature.

Monday, May 29, 2006

It's so silly

It's funny to me when every now and again there's someone on the internet who is so unhappy with their life they feel the need to act like a bully on the playground by putting another person down over something that was so silly and so simple. They seem to forget they get more flies with honey then vinegar. But hey, they started it by leaving a rude comment rather than just saying "hey, could you give me a review, I'd really appreciate it" and no, two wrongs don't make a right but at this point there is nothing I can say or do to make this person happy other than give in and give them what they want, which I will not do because that would be like handing that screaming child in the grocery store the piece of candy. If you throw a tantrum like a 2 year old you will not get what you want. This person has been wasting her time ripping my words to pieces and analyzing every little thing making sure to throw in as many insults as possible to gather a brethren of internet buddies to agree. I don't mind if other people agree with what she has to say, that's their right and quite frankly I agree with some of her statements. Good thing for me I know my readers have been adults about this and are either A.) Bored with my posts on the subject. B.) Just not responding to her because it's the right thing to do. or C.) Thinking let's start the bikini mud wrestling pit! I'm partial to C because apparently she can take me down in 2 seconds. I think it would be more like 3, I'm an Amazon so it might take an extra second to knock me over but I'm sure I fall hard.
The funny part about this is the sole purpose of a previous post of mine, was for her entertainment. Congratulations I gave you another day of something to blog about. Call it the devil's advocate in me, but drama can be fun. I know she enjoys it too...ooh did I just imply we have something in common other then a Vagina?! This will be my last post on the subject so as not to bore my readers to death with such immature drivel. Let the playground insults fly! If their life is that miserable and that meaningless then so be it, it just makes me that much happier I'm not a part of it. Eek! Wait a minute...I better shut my trap now or I actually am a part of it....damn. regardless, I'm truly flattered by this whole thing.

You know what? Here's a proposition and it doesn't matter to me either way because none of this bothers or effects my daily life. If she continues to rip apart my posts so be it, it gives me quite the giggle as I know mine do the same for her, I'm just done posting on the subject. Here's an idea to little miss girly girl who's so keen to write and throw insults (yes I know I'm throwing them too, what fun would it be otherwise?). Fuck the mud wrestling (sorry guys) this is the internet (yes I know internet is for porn) let's settle this little grudge match the way internet chicks do (no...Not by taking our cloths off, unless of course she wants to then I'm game), write me an article. Yup that's right, you can write me an article and pimp your blog or just write about something else. The rules (even though they're pointless because I have a feeling her response will be something along the lines of "fuck that bitch, I would never write on her blog!" or "Wow she's Stoopid!" calling me Stoopid is always a good insult, it's not like I've had that nickname for quite some time)...where was I? Oh yeah, the rules. It has to be funny...yup, that's about it. I'm a humor type of girl and would rather laugh. When I say funny, I mean funny not bitchy(she’s already stated she’s good at that). If you want to continue to rip me a new asshole then fine, just so long as it makes people giggle. That's all, it's pretty simple. You game Blair? Can you suck up your anger and settle it like an adult so we can run off into the sunset frolicking and holding hands? (ok that's a little much)

Oh, and on another note, I was infacte dropped on my head as a child. Here's a little cartoon I drew about it ages ago (man I'm getting old)


At 5/29/06, 8:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dont know why you are wasting your time stoo... these kids today have no idea about the real world... hiding behind thier keyboards... where if this were the playground you would just bitch slap this little girl and smash her ugly little head into the curb just before lighting her on fire... WOOO HOO! DIE IN A FIRE!

At 5/29/06, 9:56 PM, Blogger Stoopidgirl said...

I love you :)

At 5/29/06, 11:04 PM, Blogger deetour said...

Who ARE these people anyway?

At 5/30/06, 11:23 AM, Blogger Jade said...

Who is it that you're having such drama with? I am sure I can figure a few names in my own head, but I'd like to be confirmed of it by you! LOL

Fuck 'em. I mean, seriously. BOTB has become like one of those high school popularity contests and that is how it needs to be taken. Not seriously. Those whom get all bitchy about shit over there are the ones whom have no self esteem to begin with and need the internet to make themselves feel important. Personally, I pimp blogs as filler posts, gives me a free day where I don't have to think to hard about what to post. Another thing is that if I am renting from someone, I refuse to pay ungodly amounts of credits for any reason. You rock. Period. That's the end of my statement. LMAO

At 5/30/06, 12:05 PM, Blogger Stoopidgirl said...

Thanks Jade, the only reason I haven't released the name is because I won't bow to childish things (even though you've probably figured it out because you're smart). But I will blog about it out of shear boredom. I agree totally with what you have to say. This whole thing is silly and was started because I didn't review her when she rented from me. Reviews are nice and are great filler like you said as well as good for the other person, I just prefer to keep fluff to a minimum and there's nothing wrong with that. The last time I had someone begging this hard for my attention was from an internet stalker who drove 9 hours to show up in my town and find me via word of mouth (eek!)

you rock too...which reminds me...I need to link you.

At 5/30/06, 2:45 PM, Blogger Chris said...

You know, I am so curious about what BB is saying, but I don't want to give her any extra traffic so I refuse to visit her blog. I'll just make extra visits here instead....

How can she be ripping your posts apart? Critiquing your wrist mechanics when flicking a booger in the office?

ha ha rock on, Stoopid

At 5/30/06, 3:00 PM, Anonymous Joefish said...

Some people are just retarded.

And saying that is probably an insult to people who are actually retarded.

At 5/30/06, 3:32 PM, Blogger Stoopidgirl said...

Chris-Thanks, I know being a booger flicker is so beneath people sometimes. Little do they know what pleasure and enlightenment it can have on ones life :)

Joe-you are wise beyond your years

At 5/30/06, 5:11 PM, Anonymous Joefish said...

Ah, crud. Did you change your feed settings?

At 5/30/06, 5:32 PM, Blogger Stoopidgirl said...

what do you mean? I was messing with the links on my template but other than that I don't know anything about feed (unless you're talking about chickens)

At 5/30/06, 9:25 PM, Blogger Chris said...

I just sent you 20 BE credits as a contribution to your battle with The Hamburger. I love both of your blogs, but I just have to see the battle.

Thanks for the link. I consider it an honor coming from you, the Pink MiniMistress.

My Blog

At 5/30/06, 10:35 PM, Blogger Stoopidgirl said...

awww shucks, thanks Chris :)
The battle section has been stuck (the website is messed up) for a while now and hamburger is in the limbo, so we'll see when it happens. high stake battles go really quick and timing it will be hard. Last time I tried to battle him someone snatched up before he did and I lost all my credits

At 5/30/06, 11:12 PM, Anonymous Joefish said...

You republished and all of a sudden your site feed shows only excerpts instead of full posts.

You might not have changed anything. I've seen Blogger get stupid with that particular setting.

At 5/30/06, 11:19 PM, Blogger Stoopidgirl said...

hmmm, have you tried it from another computer? They're showing both here and at work fine.

I wonder if anyone else is having this issue?

At 5/31/06, 5:53 AM, Anonymous Joefish said...

...and all of a sudden everything's fine.

So... carry on.

At 5/31/06, 2:03 PM, Blogger Stoopidgirl said...

you're a dirty whore :)

At 5/31/06, 7:28 PM, Blogger TJ said...

Did you realize Blair is "Twatwaffle Jones"? She had THREE blogs under that name, (until someone took her blog names when she closed them.)
For a while now, she has went around BOTB pissing everyone off and then she has to change blogs because she gets so many hate comments.
That's all she does all day, every day, is play BTOB and try to piss people off.
In the year that I've known of her, this is her FIFTH blog. She thinks it's a BIG secret. She's so dumb she can't cover her tracks.

At 6/1/06, 8:53 AM, Blogger Stoopidgirl said...

TJ-you're my new best friend! That makes me happy to hear...well, it's not a good thing but makes total sense. She called me a pussy behind my back and was so eager to spout off at the mouth about me. When I posted this she has for once shut her trap about me and completely ignored it and moved on to whining about her new renter. Funny how when you give someone an option they run like hell. I actually thought it would be kind of fun to have her write something.
Some people are just miserable

At 6/1/06, 9:03 AM, Blogger Stoopidgirl said...

wait...I'm confused...I just went to your blog...are you Blair or someone posing as Twatwaffle Jones to piss her off? Correct me if I'm wrong, I'm assuming the blog listed in your profile is about her as the similarities are uncanny.

At 6/1/06, 1:51 PM, Blogger TJ said...

No, that's not really me, I'm using TJ's old profile. When she ran from her THIRD "Twatwaffle" blog a bunch of us decided to take her old domain names. We were hoping to get rid of her.
She used to troll a bunch of our blogs and I think she was fishing for "bitchy" styles to copy. I mean, I would make a post, and a few days later, she would post something kind of similar. I saw her in my stats and she would NEVER comment, either.
Why would a person call herself "twatwaffle" anyway? She is just weird.
That stuff on the "Twatwaffle Jones" blog, though, she actually wrote from her fourth, "secret" blog. I copied and pasted it all. Those are her pics, too (well, sort of, hee-hee.)

At 6/1/06, 3:28 PM, Blogger Stoopidgirl said...

wow, you guys must hate her something fierce! Rock on for having the balls to go after someone for being a jerk.I"m surprised she hasn't written about it with as much as she loves to talk shit, I'd think this would be her #1 goal.
The boob photo is going to give me nightmares! It's just down right yucky...blech


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