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Thursday, May 25, 2006

I am blogged out

I have been racking my brains all day as to what I should write about and I'm drawing a complete blank. I'm going to go ahead and guess it's because I'm thinking about it too hard and not that my brain has actually made it to the end of what I have to offer. Part of me feels like I should just type random words like boobies, sex, and porn just so the "ping" radars will pick it up. But what good would that do? I suppose any attention is good attention right? Even if it is from dirty fucking perverts looking for a little pussy or tits on the internet. Damn I did it again with those foul words. I seriously appologize for the lack of intelligent thinking going on in thise post. I am blonde so blame my roots. I suppose there are some non pervs on the net....um....ok nevermind. You're all a bunch of Heathens! No more google for you! wait...I love google. I'm addicted to the image search option. For some reason I always get stuck on searching the worst words possible like camel toe or perverts. You'd think I'd learn my lesson by now that even the non dirtiest of words will search something twisted (i.e. apple ass or santa).

If you are a dirty internet whore who found me through some random word search please let me know by leaving a comment...hell just leave me a comment if you're a regular whore, it's ok if you're not dirty.

I wonder if my boyfriends Mom still reads my blog? Sorry Ms.A, it's just a publicity stunt I swear!

9 Comments:

At 5/25/06, 10:36 PM, Blogger utenzi said...

You got it right. Just a perverted heathen visiting you. LOL BTW, "Pee Pee" is such a cute nickname.

 
At 5/25/06, 10:41 PM, Blogger Stoopidgirl said...

well it was Doodie but I've moved up from #2 to #1!

 
At 5/26/06, 12:59 AM, Blogger ♥ Christina ♥ said...

I GOT MY MINI!!!!!!!!

Check my blog for an extensive post and pictures of the whole event!

Holy crap I've never been so happy before!! :D

xx, Chrissy

 
At 5/26/06, 7:14 AM, Anonymous Joefish said...

I Goggled little pussy camel toe, and all I got was this lousy blog.

 
At 5/26/06, 12:16 PM, Blogger Stoopidgirl said...

joe-I think I goggled one of those once too :P


Yayyyyy Christina! (you are now an official cult member)

 
At 5/26/06, 7:39 PM, Blogger Annie Drogynous said...

Here's a thought for you. Maybe you should pimp your new tenant. Ya' know, the way you didn't pimp me when I was your tenant last week and then got very few hits in return.

 
At 5/27/06, 7:54 AM, Blogger Chris said...

Why on earth would someone want to see a picture of a camel's foot????

[See....non-perverted]

[Actually, that was a lie]

[awww screw it, I'm going back to to google senior citizens nude midgets]

Chris
My Blog

 
At 5/27/06, 12:23 PM, Blogger Stoopidgirl said...

Blair, the rent-a-blog is the pimp. I'm here to write not to make enemies so if you feel you were jipped then I'll be more than happy to give you credits back, they hold no value to me, it's just something fun to do with other people. I also did not say I could promise hits, it's not up to me if people want to click the link.If you are seriously agrivated over it I also suggest stepping away from your computer, open the front door and taking a deep breath. If I had rented from you I would not be bitching at you and making a fuss if you didn't write about me. I don't read blogs to read reviews about other blogs, quite frankly that's boring and I skip them. I'd rather read about the person who is writing the blog and learning about their world. I'm not trying to be a bitch here, just stating how I work. If you don't like it I'm sorry, it was not my intention to make you mad.

Chris
I saw midget porn once...it was the onnly video one of my old roomates didn't take when they moved out...eek

 
At 5/27/06, 2:23 PM, Blogger TheHamburger said...

Midget porn is kick-ass. You aren't sure if they just fell and their stubby little legs and arms can't get them to their feet or if they're trying to make babies. Vegas needs to hurry their asses up and start taking bets on this before I take over the industry.

 

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