Of Mice and Men
Today I helped a friend change out his couch to a new one. As we’re about to move the old couch out and bring in the new one in, he announces “Prepare for the mice!”. “Mice?” I Think…”This doesn’t seem like the type of neighborhood that would have a mouse problem? Besides, he’s got 2 cats, I would think they’d do a good job at keeping them away.” Then it clicked “Oooooh yeah, the cats.” We removed the couch and before our eyes was the biggest mouse massacre since….since…well I don’t know since when but I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed such horrific carnage.
I give you examples A & B, the cats. After that we have Examples C & D the massacre left by these two masters of destruction. (61 mice total!)
posted by Stoopidgirl @ 7:05 PM
5 Comments:
I never seem to be missing any mice, I always end up losing rather large plastic balls. Where do THOSE go?
I was really scared of what I'd see below the crease. Thanks for not making me puke. That's hilarious! My cat has 3 of those and loves them. Those care are some lucky!
When they cleared out the horse farm next door (two years ago) to build a new subdivision, our garage was inundated with real mice. I went on an offensive and ended up terminating dozens of the critters with "extreme prejudice".
From what I recall, NOT ONE of them were blue, yellow, or green. Your friend has a WEIRD infestation problem!!!
You rock me Stoopidly.
love how the mice leave a tracing of where the couch used to be.... :)
I'm Impressed, really I am.... how the cats could have sneaked all those Mousesesesessss away :D
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