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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Internet is for porn



So I was in class the other night when one of my fellow classmates announces that her best friend made the Stuff magazine top 101 list for hottest girls on the internet.

Me;
Wow, that's cool. How did she get that?

J; I don't know.

Me; So what your saying is she gets naked on the internet?

J; (very deffensively) No!

Me; Ahhhh, so she does get naked on the internet.

J; Noooooo!!!

Me; Then what does she do?

J; she's a model

Me; so she gets naked!

J; Noooo

Me; What does she model then?

J; lingerie.

Me; That counts as getting naked on the interenet.

J; Why do you have to be so condesending all the time?

Me; Who says I'm putting her down? She gets naked on the internet...that's a good thing!

I just wanted to say, Congrats Heather Lyn for being a lingirie model, not getting naked on the internet, and making the top 101 list! You go girl. Maybe I'll buy your video.




11 Comments:

At 5/16/06, 5:54 PM, Anonymous Henry said...

Ha ha. . . so. . . how did she get nake on the internet?

LOL... j/k =P
Nice body and pretty face of her but, I don't like the fake stuff... sorry, Heather Lyn. However, Congratulation on making the top 101.

 
At 5/16/06, 6:46 PM, Blogger Rod Skullcrusher said...

Hmmmm, I'm not saying she isn't hot but to get voted into the Top 101, I'm not so sure about that.

 
At 5/16/06, 9:49 PM, Anonymous Paul said...

What's the black line on the top of her bikini bottoms? Black lycra? A tattoo? Something else?? Inquiring minds etc...

 
At 5/17/06, 9:15 AM, Blogger Herbert said...

Don't get me wrong, I do like to look at boobs and butts and naked women, but beyond that I am not interested in them. My evil narrow mind only allows me to think that conversation with women like that is useless, as they are actually displaying ALL THEY GOT.

 
At 5/17/06, 11:43 AM, Blogger Stoopidgirl said...

Henry-I don't like the fake stuff either. It's like the difference between earning something or just paying for it. blech

Rod-agreed, all though I found out it was 101 Myspace girls not for the whole net...but still some of the girls on the list probably didn't deserve to be there. It shouldn't have been "hottest girls" it should have been "myspace whores"

Paul-hmmmmm good question...maybe it keeps her from having camel toe...or maybe it's double sided sticky tape to keep her bathingsuit from showing the whole package.

Herb-good thinking, I'm always amazed when a guy talks to a girl online like that and actually thinks he has a chance. she's just there for the attention and/or money

I'm a firm beleiver in sexy photos but still leaving something to the imagination :)

 
At 5/17/06, 12:20 PM, Blogger Sugar said...

What is wrong with her expression. To me that does not appear to be very sexy. She looks a little frightened.

 
At 5/17/06, 3:43 PM, Blogger tina said...

she doesn't look too bad. i wouldn't mind that body (minus the silicone), but up close and without all that make-up she's probably a "butterface".

 
At 5/17/06, 4:00 PM, Blogger Stoopidgirl said...

you said Butterface! hahahahaha!!! I call them Picasso's because from a distance they look cool but upclose they look all freaky.

She's actually pretty attractive judging by some of her other photos but yep...I would nix the snowballs (remember those? cake on the inside, marshmellow coconutty disturbing goodness on the outside)

 
At 5/18/06, 3:26 PM, Anonymous Joefish said...

So where did you rank on the hottest list? I know those old cheesy bratwurst pics last year landed you a spot somewhere.

 
At 5/19/06, 1:42 PM, Blogger Chris said...

I'd rather look at my wife. She blows me away, always has. Hell, she has a hard time (or I do) getting dressed in the morning around me.

I think this woman pictured has a nice figure, especially her bigger hips, but I don't think she is 101 material. I guess it isn't who you know......

Chris
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At 5/28/06, 11:22 AM, Blogger Johnny Wadd said...

Talk about bodacious ta tas.

 

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