Riddle me this Batman;

I can hear someone badly whistling the Oompa Loompa song over the cubicles. If I hear it one more time today I'm going to hurdle over my desk, grab them, and say "Oompa loompa doompity doo, I've got another riddle for you! What's approxamately 5 foot 10 inches tall, blonde and going to shove this stapler down your throat?!"

Seriously....do they not know that the Oompa's rendition was better? I can't handle this....Argh!!!!! Breathe Emily Breathe......deep breath