stoopid is

Chronicles of my constant mishaps and retarded nature.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Todays question

has been answered.

Q. Do you let the person pushing the shopping cart accross a major road go infront of your car even though they're still 100 yards ahead of you and this will majorly slow down your 5 o'clock rush to get home?

A. Yes...yes you do. After they pass in front of you, you will soon realize how right you were by doing this "out of your way" deed by noticing the 3 foot machete hanging out their back pocket.

Moral of the day is; Always be nice to the psychos, for it ups the chance they will be nice to you.

2 Comments:

At 2/7/06, 1:56 AM, Blogger Tüls said...

See SEEEE that's like the crazy guy that Dane talks about...be nice to the wierdos....cause when they go postal they'll remember you....

in a whisper...

"thanks for the candy bar"

 
At 2/7/06, 3:27 AM, Blogger Pub said...

That totally beats my crossing the road karma story. I don't think the brain damaged old lady I stopped the traffic for had a machete (but you never know)

I like to think that the luxury beachfront apartment I got that afternoon had something to do with it though

 

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