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Chronicles of my constant mishaps and retarded nature.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

That sucks #1

I feel bad for people who have to live with terrible names because of their parents lack of compassion and I can't help but laugh histerically about it. I wonder if I'm some how contributing to their ultimate demise.
I've come accross a few odd ones in my day like a kid named "Grendle" after the monster in the famous tale of "Beowulf" or another one named "Simian", last I knew that was a form of monkey. I even ran into a woman with the perfect porn name, "Candy Camero", unfortunately her looks could not live up to the name.
A few days ago I came accross a name that takes the cake of anything I've ever heard and I keep snickering to myself about it every few minutes which I'm sure is causing my coworkers to think I'm even more nuts then they originally thought. About a day after reading his name I found a girl named Aima Ho who could very well be his girlfriend. His name was "Harry Panis"
Say it with me kids; "I will not name my children stupid names or Emily will write stupid journal entries and embarrass them for the world to see"

Here is a list of others I've seen with my own eyes;
Warren Tittlemier
Richard Stiff
Willabald Thumbfart
Mike Hunt(say it fast enough it becomes My Cunt)
April Raines (not too funny but kind of neat)
Forrest Hair
Hung Duong w/wife My Duong
Joy killum


At 6/15/05, 11:31 AM, Blogger brianna said...

makes me feel much better about Tot's name, which i don't like

At 6/15/05, 12:09 PM, Blogger Stoopidgirl said...

I like his name...but Logan is much better...we could rename him Logan and drink lots of wine and watch the movie "Logan's Run" to celebrate!

At 6/15/05, 5:21 PM, Blogger brianna said...

logan- bad. drinking- good. movie- good. i guess we'll have to start calling him ryan and watch an irish movie.

At 6/15/05, 6:47 PM, Blogger brianna said...

p.s.- Grendal sounds like it could be the next name for the spot between balls and asshole. "Hey baby, could you lick my grendal?"

At 6/15/05, 7:38 PM, Blogger Stoopidgirl said...

there's a term people use for it that's like a gooch or's also been called a Chode and a taint (taint your ass, taint your balls). But Chris says none of those exhist, the only term for it is Yoni.
So there's todays lesson in Nether-Regions 101


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