That sucks #1

I feel bad for people who have to live with terrible names because of their parents lack of compassion and I can't help but laugh histerically about it. I wonder if I'm some how contributing to their ultimate demise.
I've come accross a few odd ones in my day like a kid named "Grendle" after the monster in the famous tale of "Beowulf" or another one named "Simian", last I knew that was a form of monkey. I even ran into a woman with the perfect porn name, "Candy Camero", unfortunately her looks could not live up to the name.
A few days ago I came accross a name that takes the cake of anything I've ever heard and I keep snickering to myself about it every few minutes which I'm sure is causing my coworkers to think I'm even more nuts then they originally thought. About a day after reading his name I found a girl named Aima Ho who could very well be his girlfriend. His name was "Harry Panis"
Say it with me kids; "I will not name my children stupid names or Emily will write stupid journal entries and embarrass them for the world to see"

Here is a list of others I've seen with my own eyes;
Warren Tittlemier
Richard Stiff
Willabald Thumbfart
Mike Hunt(say it fast enough it becomes My Cunt)
April Raines (not too funny but kind of neat)
Forrest Hair
Hung Duong w/wife My Duong
Joy killum