Life lessons #1

I've learned some very valuable lessons this week.

1.) Never eat a ton of Bush's Baked Beans in an attempt to have a farting contest with your boyfriend and then go to you chiropracter. The "pretzel twist back crack" will end very badly...and smelly.

2.) If your job insists on bringing in new temps who keep quitting and every one of them is wierd, don't assume the 7th temp of the week is going to be normal just because they finally appear that way. Within minutes they will continually talk to themselve, poke their head with a magic marker, paint everything with white out, giggle, and laugh at the wall.

3.) Never drive a pink Mini Cooper...you will lose all privacy to pick your nose while driving.

4.)Never eat a ton of Bush's Baked Beans and let your boyfriend fall asleep with his hand on your butt...you will win the formentioned contest and never live it down...especially if you don't remember doing it and were heard mumbling something to the effect of "That one's for you babe."